Run for your wife

Run for your wife is a 1983 adult comedy play by Ray Cooney which claims to be the longest running play in the world. It has been adapted by Behroopiya Entertainers for the Indian audience. When it played at Epicentre, we booked the tickets. Despite the clichéd story, I went to watch it because of good reviews online.

The story is about a cab driver who has two wives and juggles two households. In today's times, a cab driver in Delhi being able to do that is in itself a big surprise. I mean, here we are trying to manage one household with double income. On top of it, one of the wives is a high class lady living in South Delhi. Umm, okay, REALLY? 

That is not even the worst part about the play. It has women wearing loads of make up and everyone talking in Punjabi accents. Cringe. 
We left within 20 minutes. 

WORST PLAY EVER. 

Nirbaak

Few weeks back I was looking for something to watch on google play and rented this flick. Worst decision of my life. 

Action Jackson

Why did I watch this movie? 2 reasons:
- I wanted to see how low can Bollywood stoop... like what is rock bottom?
- I knew I would last only 15 mins and I did have 15 mins to spare... so... 

Happy New Year

I watched Happy New Year last night... not in the theatre. There are some actors who generally plays themselves or a version of their character in every movie - Salman, Ajay Devgan and Shahrukh... I do not spend money on their movies. I cannot give my money to someone who assumes am dumb.

To get through the movie I did a twitter review and that is what am going to post here.

Bang Bang

I wondered how bad can this movie get and downloaded it online. To make it interesting I also posted a twitter review... scene by scene for 44 mins 19 secs. After which I realized my life and time is too precious for crap. I'd rather do anything else than watch further and turned it off. 

And here are the tweets:

Bewakoofiyaan

Watched 15 mins of the movie and then switched it off. Who celebrates getting a gold or a platinum credit card? 

Seriously!!!

Crap...

Once Upon a time in Mumbai Dobaara

I had picked up a CD of this movie for 50 bucks. Not watching it in a theatre was a no brainer. I am not keen on spending on a movie starring Sonkashi and Imraan.

Anyway, "how bad can it be?", I thought. Apparently, very bad. We turned it off after 30 mins. Sonakshi is too dumb to play even a dumb female. Imraan looks like a kid trying to act like an adult. Akshay kept mouthing these stupid dialogues which will not fool anyone.